Okay! You know what happens when you put a bunch of stressed-up jokers on the set for musical. I mean, with the script, the
propaganda, the Fanny (do not think sick), the
propaganda, the Stephanie (stop drooling shawn), the
propaganda, the main cast-chorus, the
propaganda, the crap storyline, the
propaganda, the costumes and makeup, and the
propaganda ... well the list is never ending.
Seriously, it's gone to the point where it's gone to entertainment value. Here's why:
The following will be explained in quotes. Memorable moments call for memorable lines. As is with drama and literature.(in no particular order cos i'm not biased) Directions:
Main Cast Chorus Teachers-on-set Instructors Outsiders Publicisers (well, actually ... there's only one of them, the lady who spoke to the whole school as an address to the whole school on the last day of school. Wonder who?) Why Marlyna loves Mariah Carey. "TOUCH MY BODAY! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN ~ (looks seductively at Mangala)" - MarlynaShawn gets special direction (and special attention) from all the adults. Omg, we are all so jealous."Shawn I'm gonna throw my sticks at you!" - Fanny"Boy! Over here! Girl! don't be stiff! - refers to everyone as "boy", "girl", "student", or "teacher". - points to Shawn - Ah Shawn! Look forward! Shawn, don't need to check their poses! Shawn! Hold the basketball like that!" Shawn! ... (you get the point) - Photographer (who only remembers Shawn's name and correctly too! wow!)Mangala's full name is Mangalambikai (oh my I got it right). But don't laugh if people get names wrong, it ain't funny. So stop laughing."Ah you! Mangalarice!" - PhotographerAnjelica is bored. She peels off the paint in the God-forsaken mug for the gardening scene. Constance is mean as Anjel peels off layer after layer of dried paint. When you're bored, you'd rather do something gross to entertain yourself. Or say something saracstic when you're pissed."Wow ... judging from all the layer of paint, this mug is probably as old as ... (fill in the blanks) many possiblilities so you can't really kill me on thisShawn sings a solo. Start laughing. Original: Gotta work together to make the team stick!"Gotta work together to make the team sick!" ... "I got it wrong, didn't I?" - ShawnAnjelica ... is ... well ..."I'm horny. Hey baby ~ - Anjelica <- This perv looked up my skirt. IMA GET YOU FOR THIS.Mangala's mean too, but ... it's not really hard to tell the truth. "Chinese teachers usually wear makeup and not shave their armpits"Shawn has a crush on StephK, the singing instructor. You may stop shivering now."call me, or rather call stephanie to call me" - Shawn"Shawn likes older women?" - Anjelica (well, duh.)Marlyna put on a ghastly obiang cheongsam.
"(censored) Where the (censored) is my (censored) handphone?!" "Why are you swearing so much?" - Farahin"I'm in a (censored) pink dress!" - MarlynaAh .. life as a lookalike. Gosh, I never liked to look the same as other people."Constance! You look like Ms Phua! - gasps -", "Omg, I thought that was Miss Phua standing next to me", "You're like a minature Ms Phua (har? isn't she miniature enough?), "But nicer. (thanks) ... - Basically almost everyone present"Really? Gee .. I don't know ... -scratches everywhere- - Constance
I'm mean! HEARTBREAKER!
"Maybe we can go for break with .. say .. Steph tommorow?" - Constance
"But no Stephanie tomorrow ... " - Shawn
"I know, just trying to making you sad." - Constance
It's very clear on what her stand is on beauty.
"Beauty isn't worth the pain - Constance (after getting skin peeled off in a painful manner from wearing heels)
"Huh?" - Ms Phua
Ms Queenie. Dance Instructor. The perfectest perfection. Or so she seems to claim.
"Who's Queenie?" - Anjelica
"Dance instructor. Diiiiiiva." - Constance
"Really? Even her name sounds diva-ish. Queenie. Lol." - Anjel
"Yeah ... - flips hair - I'm Queenie! Away you commoners!" - Constance
To have self-confidence is to love yourself.
"You wanna kisssss me! You think I'm preeeety!" - Marlyna
"I'm irresistable! I'm CUTE ... and HOTANDPRETTYANDSEXY!" - Marlyna
"It's good to live in self-denial" - Shawn
Nothing like a bit of real drama.
"Ohhh i think I'm gonna faint ... - falls back - - shawn not paying attention - WOAHHHH! - nearly crashes before Shawn's heroic, albeit blur rescue -
- Nichole. (yes this is the way to spell her name. and it's the first time Shawn forgot to catch her ... distracted by stephanie lah. oh wait, only fanny was present, which means ... ?)
Improvisation Impromptu!
"From my lungs through to my nose, my mucus is ready! ready to .. -ARHCHOO! - Shawn (to the tune of 'Hot') : The Mucus Song
"As WAN!! WAN JURONG!!! Giving back what's been given. Wow ... a song for Mr Wan." Shawn (to the tune of 'One') : The Wan Song
New word invented. Well I'm the smarterer than you XD
"I'm the cuterest!" - Nadrah
Teachers .. all they do is criticise.
"These kids are so evil. Gossip-mongers" - Mr Riduwan
Teachers .. they should confess more often.
"Well ... we were evil once" - Stephanie
Shawn loves her. As usual 2 that remark.
"3 CHEERS FOR STEPHANIE!" - Shawn
Only hear the right stuff. (: More coming up, stay tuned.
Till next time, folks. I'm dry of brain juice and memory now. The makeup sucked up everything in my head. Which is why girls who usually wear makeup a lot .. A LOT .. aren't the brightest creatures. Hmm .. who do you know wears a lot of makeup? Don't point fingers arh, yes Julia Gabriel stint-ers?
So I pose the question. What's worse? A smart bimbo, or a dumb one? Trust me, an encounter with a smart bimbotic really changes your perspective.
For more memories, ROFLs and complaining (sorry, feedbacking) about makeup, here's shawn.
http://woodchuckwoodchuck.blogspot.com/
Nothing cheem in this entry. Sorry to disappoint, but it's what you get when you hang out with musical monkeys for a few days straight.
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