Monday, August 24, 2009

nonsense

An egocentric post to satisfy the cravings for an unpredictable, childish, easily tickled Id.

I have seven reasons to study.

Random fact: I like my Hello Panda fillings frozen hard. They just taste better that way. Unfortunately, I'm already sick of sweet stuff.

I need therapy. I want Rorscharch ink blots, psychoanalyst complete with a beard, and then I want to be told I'm afraid of my psychoanalyst.

Headaches suck, and I needed a one hour nap to offset one.

Oh look! A butterfly! Oh crap, I'm afraid of butterflies.

How can it be that I'm not really studying, and yet I am, considering how I can rattle off about what I've studied.

Geraldine wants to be a renowned psychologist. I don't want to burst her bubble, but personally I think she's better off a dental surgeon. That's okay hun, you can study my books. Dear me, a lot runs in the family. To think I can still be the sore thumb. Wanting to study psychology already says a lot about a person, and I shall be cryptic and not reveal it til my next post. For now, I just wanna plop on a couch, and play the cuckoo while she asks me "How do you feel about that?" That seems a lot easier. And I'll scream at her "Didn't I just say I was depressed?!"

The sweet smell of the day before two exams.

Oh Id, don't you see how ridiculous you are?

Stop. No more.

chocolate in fingernails

There's a problem with my phone. I'll still be able to receive messages, but unfortunately I can't reply because my messages get stuck in my 'outbox' and refuse to go to the 'sent items box' no matter how many times I threaten to plonk it into the fish tank. In case of any emergencies, like the stretchy thing in your braces snapped and for some reason hearing my voice will rejoin it, give me a call.

I get stressed up studying about stress, mental disorders and how beautiful minds work. (Yes I do have to study about stress, no matter how seemingly ironic it is for me)

Hey on the bright side (positive reappraisal, otherwise a fancy term for focusing on the positive), I'm studying Psychology and Spanish, two very useful subjects, unlike say, A maths and PW.

Honestly, I doubt JC students actually get anything from coming up with surveys for their friends to do, besides training to become civil servants. Honestly, most of the surveys look like the kind the government would want me to do so I can become a statistical opinion on something as trivial as extra train doors. Whether I say yes or not, they're gonna build it anyway.

How do you people live like that?

Take me on an overseas holiday, with beaches, shopping, and culture aplenty. Viva Colombia!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

battery ram

Studying. My posts are getting shorter. Attempting to study.

Enjoy the breadcrumbs/croutons of blogging!


Timmy: Astro physics for morons? Who cares about astro physics!

Cosmo: Uh... the physics police?



Fairly Oddparents classic!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

joan collins!

http://lifestyle.sg.msn.com/fashion/celebrity/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3541657

Don't you just love how she talks?

Gosh I could listen to her all day.

"Beauteous Beyonce" and "fractious infant". Joan Collins, your use of vocab in everyday speech is fascinating, not to mention, fabulous, in today's terms ;)

I mean this in the most non-offending, honour-bestowing manner ever. She's a relic from another era, say, the golden age of Hollywood.

Damn, when was the last time people said things like "In Hollywood, they pay you a million dollars for a kiss and ten cents for your soul"?


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Shakira's still giving me ear-gasms with She Wolf/Loba when I plug in the earphones.

una loba en el amario, tiene ganas de salir auuuuuuuu!/there's a she wolf in the closet, open up and and set it free auuuuuuu!

Love the climatic electronica part! Give em' all your fast singing and melisma!

http://www.shakiramedia.com/video/detail/1412 How can anyone not be proven wrong? She's not a cookie-cutter pop diva mi amigos.

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More updates to come!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

OCEAN The Big Five

In psych (and unfortunately a test I have to study for), there is a certified personality test to look at how you score on the 5 major traits. Otherwise known as Openness to Experience or Intellect, Conscientiousness, Extravertedness, Agreeableness, Neuroticism (OCEAN).

Taking into account environmental factors and balancing out how I would react in those situations, a lot of which I have been in lately, I guess I've provided all the accuracy I can give.

So there you go. The main basis of my personality.

I'm" a O90-C41-E53-A50-N80 Big Five!!

kope-d from Nan's exkruciating blog!

So yes, I'm still rating high on neuroticism. No surprise, but I'm a lot better now I swear. You don't believe me?! I HATE YOU!!!

On agreeableness, I think I'm only agreeable when I've still got that patience. To me, patience is like a fuse on a bomb. I'll be "good-natured, sympathetic, forgiving and courteous", but for how long? Once I've reached the end, kaboom! Then I can be really mean, "critical", "rude", "harsh", "callous". Good news is, the fuse for my patience bomb is a lot longer now.

Extraversion... It's all a matter of who I'm hanging out with and depends on my mood. ;)

Conscientiousness... Strike when the iron is hot. If you can prove to me that whatever I'm supposed to be doing is of any good, or if I don't, your entire clan will be cursed and stuff and make me feel all guilty, then yeah I'll be conscientious. It's all a matter of motivation and interest.

Openness to Experience and Intellect! (Haha I'm open to intellect! It's like saying that people who get the opposite results are like dumb blondes. Allergic to all knowledge and intelligence. Making me think of the blonde joke now. The blonde says, "I think..." and lightning struck her dead.) Well, yes if the experience is within an enthusiastic yes. Intellectually, I'm very much a sponge.

So there you go, all the evidence for my ever contradicting self, past and present.

More fun stuff! The picture I was talking about is in this blog post, all the way at the bottom: http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2009/08/adv-duty-of-a-c.php

Totally made my morning. Insurance = toilet paper = maximum coverage for shit that happens.

Nightynight!

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