Sunday, January 18, 2009

gawsh!

So these few days, I can't twitch my nose or the entire right side of my face will hurt.

Church is good for the soul, a reliable spring mattress is beneficial to the back (sadly I have to settle for two small mattresses), I'm becoming more of a big girl - dealing with a little monster and helping around the house - mmm and I have guy friends who have problems dealing with girls at a certain time of the month.

Unfortunately, I am unable to mention one of the two incidents due to vehement objection. Tsk tsk, first you're shell-shocked (O M G O M G O M G HOW CAN YOU GIRLS SAY SUCH THINGS OUT LOUD?) and now you don't want people to know why I gave up and told you in the face that I was having my monthly issue? Pfft!

There goes Number 2.

Here's Number 1:

Dumpling: How's your day?

Corn: Bad. Cramping real bad all day. (Hint 1)

Dumpling: Why? (Strike 1)

Corn: Maybe it has to do with the fact that I'm a girl? (Hint 2)

Dumpling: Huh?! (Strike 2)

Corn: *smacks forehead* Hong Wei. *stern* (Hint 3 and alert: You're making it really difficult for me here)

Dumpling: -.- (Strike 3: -.- me some more!)

Corn: I'm having my period. (And you're out!)

Dumpling: Oops!

Corn: YES. Take a hint. PLEASE! I'ma mood swingy girl on one of those days with really bad cramps! There I've said it!

You boys ask for it sometimes. Hehe, no offence Dumpling. Just giving a demo on the hints that guys USUALLY take when a girl's having some oestrogen rearranged.

Yeah and guys, sometimes there's so subtle way to say it. No easy way out. That's why I told Shawn straight in the face. Then, he freaks out into a blabbering mess. Mm, can't see the difference between a guy and a girl no more.

Corns: If I wasn't cramping, I would throw an exercise ball at you.

No, you wouldn't want to be flattened and end like that.

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