Who can blame me? Look, I went through so much!
So now I'm sitting on a mini chair, which is from IKEA, which means it can take 40kg (make that 41 since the holidays) of crappy fun. This just in: steph L says that it takes 100kg. COOL! that's 2 plus of me! And her lappy is driving me crazy. Oh well, looking at the amount of work done today, it's an embarassment. Still, I do miss goofing off with a good buddy. Ha, things happen when i goof off.
I screw up my nose at the thought of having ads in my blog, but what the heck. I've never liked nuffnang and the sort, this writer preferring to stay authentic, nope, no corporate influences. Anyway, I was kinda pissed when the ad came up in the tagbox. grr, come on, do you think anyone even pay attention? (not if i endorse them, move aside big-name celebs)
(goofing off in progress)
What do Non-stop cookies and Democrat leading candidate Barack Obama have in common?
For one, they're along the line of the same skin tone. They're both a nice warm shade of brown (I appreciate all kinds of beauty, those of different races and flavours), pack a crunchy punch and emphasise on change from the usual lines that the world has been living in. Yeah yeah we get it. Repeat something like "TOUCH MY BODAY!" over and over and it just sticks.
First off, da cookies!
YUM -licks lips- I'm turned on my an innocent cup-noodle like plastic cylinder of irresistable cookies. Too bad, the endorsement pic of me is too ... ughh to be posted. Oh well, you might lose your appetite looking at me. 
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Product Name: Non-stop Mini Chocolate Chip Cookies (Chocolate and Hazelnuts)
Available at: Candy Empire (125g)
Wow, available in 3 flavours. Caramel and Double Choc is the other 2.
Verdict: Puuurfect for those sick of Famous Amos, i sure am. Change is the key people! It's crunchier, and less sweet. Hmm, Famous Amos seem to be a tad too sweet for my liking after few bites, and crumbles too much. Kinda like biting into lots and lots of flour actually. Plus, these cookies come in handy bite-sized pieces. Good if you just wanna pop a few into your mouth, and hopefully resist eating another one. Oh well, no one guaranteed smaller helpings will reduce your intake, ya? These are smaller than Famous Amos' for sure. Mmm, and a nice tinge of hazelnuts. Can smell it emanating out of the cute little package. And it isn't too strong either, like those Chinese hazelnut cookies that put me off immediately. Stock up for studying. Caution: you might end up busier eating than studying. Yeah, like the time during debate. Eat eat eat. Ya Hairil and Anjelica?
Look at who's responsible! NOT ME ARH!! - eats one more cookie -
STEPHANIE LIN! MUST BE YOU! I HAVE PICTORIAL EVIDENCE! - eats another cookie and talks with mouth full - GUILTY I SAY!
Okay, time to get serious. Barack Obama has been announced as the leading candidate for the Democrats. Byebye Hillary maám! So yeah, he's up against Republican John McCain. Ah, the world has had enough of redneck Presidents. (disclaimer: this post is merely a joke, no political messages hor!) Good to know about a minority President of the U.S.A. Even Reader's Digest is all about it.
I give my political endorsement to Illinois Senator Barack Obama! Don't we look so good together?
LOL! I'm endorsing him like how Felicia Chin endorses Yakult. HEY! At least my zilian-ing is creative.
Upclose with the "dashing" black guy for President! Wow, we make such an inexplicable pair! Don'tcha think so Sir? Ah, you just can't take such a nice picture with a lady boss from hell to boss about the entire U.S, and possible the world. Can sense the guys going "whew!"
Truth to be told, if you really look carefully at the cover of Reader's Digest, it's actually scary how his face just pops out at you. Not gonna post that! :p StephL was freaked out so many times. Notti notti me. So boliao I know.
Finally,
I pledge allegiance, to the flag, (okay what's the rest of the lines?)
Change is the way to go? Nevermind that, I'm just a politically apathetic S'porean teen who's not doing her holiday homework and goofing off. So stereotypical. Ah, sure politics don't mean anything to me. Or do they? Nevermind la, I just want to eat some more cookies.
Voting will come in a few years. Cookies can only last so long. As long as they disappear into my mouth MUAHAHAHA! I'm being the stereotypical short-sighted couldn't-care-less kid now. Oh well, don't blame me, S'pore's got the highest rate oh myopia. (: Go figure that out yourself.
COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANNA CHOOSE THE COOKIES. RAWR! - one more cookie to go!-
Some terms that have to do with both politics and cookies? Shakira would say: Politics is a whole load of shit. (: SEE COOKIES ARE GOOD FOR YOU. (References from Dictionary.com)
Apathetic (adj.)
1having or showing little or no emotion: apathetic behavior.
2.not interested or concerned; indifferent or unresponsive: an apathetic audience.
Stereotype (noun)
4.Sociology. a simplified and standardized conception or image invested with special meaning and held in common by members of a group: The cowboy and Indian are American stereotypes. –verb (used with object)
5.to make a stereotype of.
6.to characterize or regard as a stereotype: The actor has been stereotyped as a villain.
7.to give a fixed form to.
Redneck (noun):
1.an uneducated white farm laborer, esp. from the South.
2.a bigot or reactionary, esp. from the rural working class. –adjective
3.Also, red-necked. narrow, prejudiced, or reactionary: a redneck attitude. (verb)
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