Chocolates are good for the soul. Why do you think girls always eat lots and lots of it when they're heartbroken and cry about their heart break to their gal pals? Not that ... I'm ... suffering any of that sort ... of course *sniff* Someone pass me my chocolates!
While I am still in the mood for
alacrity (thank you i'm aiming A1 for english, so bear with me), just in case i'm never ever going to be this positive again (chances are ... say ... 99% no), here's a big thank-you handshake to the guy friends and a big girl-hug for the girl friends. Yeah.. my bisexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. Okayokay .. I have no identity problems lar.
You can be my senior, my junior, my 1992-ers like me, I'd love you people anyways. You can be older than my mum (like the bookshop auntie) or so little that i can knock you over with a finger (i did that to my baby cousin before. He fell back like a domino MUAHAHAHAHA).
Threfore, regardless of race, language, religion, gender, socio-economic status, anything you can think of, as long as your character doesn't make me wanna hurl my lunch or my abuses, yeah you're cool. And i'm pretty nice already, so all you have to do is not be the biggest cork-up in the world to be a friend.
I don't want to have a chocolate diet my whole life, really I don't. I'm not rich enough for liposuction. So, chocs can't always be a substitute for good buddies, like you! lucky reader.
Very recently, a chain of events has led me to realise that I gotta up the importance of friends, chums, meanies, whatever you like to be called. Idiot is reserved for Hafizah, so Moron is up for grabs. Anyone?
Anyways, I couldn't have made it through these few days without you guys/girls. Thanks for your concern and you so totally deserve a big thank-you post. I'd die if any of you leave. No, I'll just be really really upset. xP
Which is why I suppose i fear seperation, loneliness and death in relationships, as some of you might have been aware of. I could always count on you and talk about my problems, so you can be a part time shrink/physchiatrist too! Such attractive bonuses, what are you waiting for!
Really, since the sacrifice and worry has left me forever in gratitude, you deserve something better too! A one-way trip to Paradise. Adios amigos! I'll move into your property as soon as you
don't come back.
So mean, I know, heh heh heh heh. The company, advice, laughs and fun is much appreciated, for I know I could never ask for better friends. The world is one that is so cold and full of strangers, of all the billions in the world, how many can you forge a relationship with? You'd wanna smack many of the world's inhabitants in the face anyway. No offence, but I'm telling the truth. =x
As God had fated our paths to cross, he would make it so that we would see each other again at the most surprising of places, if we ever lose contact, of course. If you're good at math, calculate the probablility of a chance meeting between two individuals from the billions on Planet Earth. If you're pathetic at calculus, well ... You're never going to meet anybody like me and I'm never going to meet anybody like you. Clear cut enough for you? Like a needle in a haystack, you're darn lucky to find something shiny, sharp, witty, piercing and and ... (okay i'll stop now, my ego is inflating to the size of a fat lady's waist)
Honestly, the odds are amazing, aren't they? At some point of time, we'd have overcome something together, and Einstein's Theory of Relativity has ensured that it would never be erased from the timeline. Life can be regretful, but I've never said it wasn't a pessimist's optimism before, right?
Therefore, I conclude, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, according to Newton's Third Law of Motion. Karma is a concept that many understand to be a re-enacting reaction. Put it all together, come on, you can do it!
And you get an apple that will always be there for you when you need her.
All you have to do is wait and cross your fingers, I'll arrive in the next minute when the village people drop me off and decide I have better purpose here than to sit around and do stupid things all day in their idyllic kampong.
You, my good friend, my close friend, my best buddy, will always have a (substitute your ideal acroymn or synonym for "friend" here) in me.
My English too cheem for you? Hehe too bad. - Angelic Smile - (References from Dictionary.com)
Alacrity (noun) => 1. cheerful readiness, promptness, or willingness: We accepted the invitation with alacrity.
2. liveliness; briskness. Labels: Accomplishments, Essence of Sprouting, Friends, Seeds of Smartness Sown to Show-off, WhatcausesJoy
