Oh good Lord.
So I was scrolling down a webpage, and mother dear waswarning me about the implications of drinking scalding hot soup, and how it involves getting nose cancer (you burn the internal tissue, since the throat and the nost are connected).
This recollection is a wiped-up, cleaned out version of what actually happened. Inspected for excessive Singlish and how it'll strip every bit of my online dignity.
She piped,
"Hey are those tits?"
"No."
"But I thought I saw them."
"No..." *scrolls up the webpage*
"Oh. Then what's that arrow for? I thought it was covering tits."
"THAT'S A VIDEO! THE ARROW IS FOR PLAYING THE VIDEO LA!"
Yes my family is weird. I can't wait for the Martians to take me away.
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