Friday, February 6, 2009

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. - (Murphy Laws Site)

Hey people out there. Being the tutor of a primary school kid isn't easy. Teaching Math isn't my thing .. so I stuck to English. Pretty much everything is going well with everything but compo. I've got absolutely no idea how teachers do it. Maybe its just that I've seen too many sec sch compos. Anyways... here's my brother's essay (p4), quarter-complete.

I'll whip him into shape tomorrow. He's actually serious about sending this in to the teacher. Sigh, how I miss the days where pri sch kids were forced to write it down.

The beauty of the backspace button...



The Misery of Drug Abuse - by Lim Yu Cheng

One fine and superb day ,I was walking home from school . as I was at the bus stop,I saw a guy he was holding drugs in his hands and he was about to eat it but luckily I stopped him from eating it .

I told him not to eat because it is not enviorment friendly he said to me shut your big yap up. I called the police and ninonino the police arrived in a rail of sirens and underwears.



(to be continued)

... I'm amazed and I know not what to say. Something tells me I'm not paid enough.

Kids DO write the darndest things.

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