Friday, February 13, 2009

chicken banana backside

Some of you will love me for this, some will hate me for defiling their brain cells by making you people read this. Heh, enjoy!


While reading a book in the library, you heard the librarian scream. The librarian, a young man, was standing on a chair behind the counter. He looked very scared.

Write a story based on the above situation. give your story a good ending. Your story should be at least 120 words in length.

... (detailed help for the clueless primary school kid that I'm too lazy to type out)

- LEARNERS English Test Papers Primary 4

Picture Composition Draft 1 - Lim Yu Cheng

The sun was shinning brightly in the peace blue sky like a big yellow cheedar. A young man was going to the Jurong Point library.

As the young man reached the non-fiction secion he saw tons of non-fictions books. He took the book to read and borrowed some books. He went to the librarian to borrow the book. "EKK!" The librarian screamed as a rat scurried across the floor.

The rest of the people panicked but the young man did not as he was brave and strong. He took the rat exterminetor spray. With one spray on the rat, it was dead. The librarian thanked him for doing a good deed.

As he borrowed the book, he went home happily.



Now he's eating milo balls by sticking his head into the bowl. You know how horses are fed, you know how dogs enjoy dog-biscuits, you know how my brother indulges in milo balls.

Yup, it's a perfectly normal day in my house.

Did i mention I'm not paid enough?

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