This post will be all about Anjelica. Why?
From a quiz eons ago, Anj was tagged. Goes like this:
http://www.oreocookie-sucker.blogspot.com/Yeah she's the oreo cookie sucker, guru of all horniness, cat eyes, rugrat, corrupting everyone she meets. Otherwise, pure evil. (Ho yeah) Grovel at her evil feet.
It all started some time ago. Ah, EL remember the times we weren't as corrupted in the mind? Wait, it's all coming back to me.
"Hello my name is Anjelica." (she says to us)
"Oooh you mean like Rugrats?" (the mean kid on Rugrats that bullies the babies is called Angelica if you didn't know)
"Oh. yeah. Rugrats."
"I'll call you Rugrats then. Rugrats rugrats rugrats" (my annoying habit of naming people I just met is getting worse these days)
"So you're Anjelica. Are you angelic?" (I'm too nice)
Today we all know better.
Okay I shall first give her credit for saying nice things about me. Thank you :) And I'm honoured to be thought of like that. Love you too Scarlie, and so says the rest of us.
Ah the adventures of Scarlet (yeah she picked the name from the camp. toldcha she was horny) and Tiffany, 2 confused blondes who fight over undesirable guys (to some extent), the shortest skirts, makeup and botox, and who's the smarterest of course.
It all started when...
Corny: Okay, so to know how bimbos think, we have to think like them. Do you want to be the smart blonde, or the dumb blonde?
Anj: Oooh oooh I pick the dumb blonde! Wait, there's no such thing as a smart blonde!
Corny: Glad you got that far.
Movin on, I thought we played out the scene if we were enemies. We'll pull each other's hair and scream blondely.
You have a crush on a cartoon. How sweet. All your fantasies must be in 2-D.
Ah, the things that make Anjelica the horny cat-eyed girl that we have all come to know, love and say "EEEEW!!!"
7. Characteristic i hate about myself?
- I happen to like myself a lot.
When it happens, it's quite amusing to watch.
8. For the person you hate you say?
- Sorry, whatever remarks I have for you is too much for your brain capacity to handle.
*sob sob* So on the same page with us when we insult.
6. Characteristic I like about myself?
- Humourous?
Lay on the horny jokes.
19. Who is the sexiest among the 10 people?
- ME
For posterity's sake: It's good to live in denial.
29. Where does number 1 lives?
- Not sure but she stops at lakeside MRT.
Yeah, I can't let you know where I live. Who knows what might happen on my way home?
28. Who does number 1 admire?
- She worships me.
Anjelica, when you read this, you are so dead. After I froth at the mouth, die and rise from the dead as a zombie to drag you down with me.
Sidenote: No offence if you're blonde, or if you're dyed blonde. If it's not your colour, then you got screwed.
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